Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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