Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
is wine microwaveable?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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