I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
