Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
