Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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