You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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