There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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