Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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