All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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