just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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