you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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