I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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