i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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