we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I have post one night stand depression
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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