Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Got a toothbrush?

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(631): View more from New York

After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch

(1-631): View more from New York

that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her

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(806): View more from Texas

That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.

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(775): View more from Nevada

FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again

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(519): View more from Ontario

I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id

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(785): View more from Kansas

Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...

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(916): View more from California

All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.

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