Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.