Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone

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(404): View more from Georgia

You can't special order awesome

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(727): View more from Florida

singing on the bus should be illegal

(607): View more from New York

huh?

(727): View more from Florida

There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down

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(904): View more from Florida

if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back

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(765): View more from Indiana

You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged

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(708): View more from Illinois

The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking

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(519): View more from Ontario

this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police

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