your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wish i was in the wii world.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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