...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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