Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
