i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
not ubering you a puppy
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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