careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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