I feel great
I just peed on a car
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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