Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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