I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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