I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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