He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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