Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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