spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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