I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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