You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
