cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you will always have a special place in my vag
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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