just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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