i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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