I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Randomize
