i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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