I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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