I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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