my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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