do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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