Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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