The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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