if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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