How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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