god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
sex in a hospital.. check
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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