I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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