Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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