arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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