I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
nutella sex= disaster
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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