i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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