Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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