He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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