I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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