I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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