Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
