Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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