did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Randomize
