So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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