I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
God, I missed his penis.
tell me about the fingering
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