pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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